Monday, July 30, 2007

After Hours: My latest brainstorm and possible Consumer Product of the Year


Ephedrine-laced Coffee Whitener.


My breakout team already has a slogan: What Coffee Drinks to Wake Up!


There's some unfortunate regulatory hurdles, and the first phase taste testing has had some setbacks, but I remain optomistic.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just what we need: Schedule III caffeinated beverages.

I can just imagine the marketing for v2.0: "New and improved!" Small print: "Please drink in moderation. May cause adverse affects that may be result of being a Schedule I product that will ultimately land you in a PMITA prison. Contains methamphetamine."

Remind me not to let you mix the drinks if you come over to my house.