April 15th is tax time for the U.S. The deadline for Revenue Canada is still 15 days away. Personally, I have my taxes done the moment I get the last document in my hands, but I'm an eager beaver that way. Not everybody is a enthusiastic about taxes.
Back when I was in retail, I used to be able to tell when an Tax Dissenter seminar had been held in town, because in the following days, my store would suddenly sell a lot more handheld microcassette recorders and tie-clip microphones. Usually the guys buying them were overweight middle-aged loners with neckbeards and angry, shifty eyes. Like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, but with a Unibomber vibe.
Back when I was in retail, I used to be able to tell when an Tax Dissenter seminar had been held in town, because in the following days, my store would suddenly sell a lot more handheld microcassette recorders and tie-clip microphones. Usually the guys buying them were overweight middle-aged loners with neckbeards and angry, shifty eyes. Like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, but with a Unibomber vibe.
If you're going to go into business selling anti-tax seminars, that's clearly your demographic.
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