Friday, April 20, 2007

What's In A Name?

The award for Most-Inclusive Job Title Ever goes to my friend Dave Long, the go-to guy at Evolution Audio Video, a rep agency in Toronto.

Dave Long,
Dealer & Customer Support Mgr., Shipper, Receiver, Order Entry, Newsletter & Quickie Author & Designer, Product Specialist, Door mat arranger, Guy who has to go to Biz Depot all the time, Service Co-ordinator, Ad put-together-guy, Sales Convincer, Coffee buyer, Bomb Disarming dude, Bulletin Board Chimp, Receptionist/Semi-Sexy Girl Friday/Secretary, Fancy label designer, Troubleshooter, Invoicing Lackey, Mail boy, Bank Clerk, Marketing ideas guy, Thermostat Overlord, Server re-booter, Mediocre "Mahatma" spiritual advisor, Supplies Buyer, Muffin Fairy, Antique 3/4" video editor, Order Tracer, Parts Finder Monkey, Applications Guru, God of Loewe, KiSS Equipment tester, Gatherer of useless facts, Office radio station selector, Product manual study-guy, 24/7 reachable dude and Garbage removal technician. That enough for ya?
Evolution Audio Video Inc


There's no truth to the rumor that his business cards are 8 1/2" x 11".

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1 comment:

Flatland Pastor said...

Who says the era of the "generalist" is dead?

Tell your friend to simply put 21st Century Renaissance Man on his cards and have done with it.

Or my wife has this suggestion-

MOM

'Nuff said!