tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24998935.post26769156097133995..comments2023-10-18T01:40:21.059-06:00Comments on Lee Distad's professional opinion: Sheryl Crow Calls For Unilateral Reductions On Toilet PaperLee_Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01883046714531709404noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24998935.post-49610428995390889392007-04-23T18:23:00.000-06:002007-04-23T18:23:00.000-06:00Dear Ms. Crow,A little something from those of us ...Dear Ms. Crow,<BR/><BR/>A little something from those of us who live in "fly-over" country.<BR/><BR/>Traveling the country with Laurie David in your bio-diesel bus (with side jaunts in private jets here there and everywhere) extolling the virtues of conservation kind of misses the mark -- don't cha think? An endless stream of parties, couture (tell me miss thing, why can't you wear the same thing twice in public? your clothing consumption drives the child slave trade in many a 3rd world country) and White House Press Corp dinners aren't enough? You live the life of unecessary consumption. LEAD BY EXAMPLE OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.<BR/><BR/>Furthermore, you obviously have no understanding of men. I can appreciate your need for wanting us to conserve. I am all for that...resources are finite and we are morally obligated to take only that which we need (hint hint). But Honey Bunny, don't get in the way of a man wanting to take a proper rumpity. Us, the unwashed masses and culturally impaired enjoy a good bowel movement. After crotch humor, belching and other sophomoric pursuits...a trip to drop a deuce is one of the Freudian pursuits my Id and Ego can both agree on.<BR/><BR/>If done right, once square just ain't gonna do it. Are you still hung up on the Seinfeld episode with Jamie Gertz? At least proffer up some original thought for Christ's sake, taking from Laruie's husband just doesn't cut it.<BR/><BR/>You are so out of touch with John Edward's "other America". Having you Hollywood types tells us how to conduct our lives is an oxymoron of the highest order. You will starve yourself, go under the knife and pimp your privacy for fame and money...that makes you the slave...and the consumer the master. <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way....but no matter how you slice it...know your place.<BR/><BR/>Chuck U. Farley<BR/>-ConsumerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24998935.post-20016551760717515992007-04-23T17:16:00.000-06:002007-04-23T17:16:00.000-06:00It's obvious that after a while, in spite of how f...It's obvious that after a while, in spite of how fine her ass is, that not even Lance could put up with her talking. And he knows pain and suffering, he's been through cancer!<BR/><BR/>Don't they already make cloth napkins? Didn't people go to paper because cloth napkins suck up too much energy to clean?<BR/><BR/>I don't see her touring on greyhound and flying coach, or living in a 1200 sq. ft. house, so she can shut the fuck up.<BR/><BR/>Once she starts living in a yurt enclave in Malibu, burning yak dung for cooking fuel, and wiping with her left hand, then I'll listen.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01982232432664191053noreply@blogger.com